it doesn't WAYNE it pours (see what i did there).

ok dokey so my names wayne i was raised by wild wildabeasts and george bush,consequently gaining the name of a wildabeasts bush .im a bradford lad born and bread lived in calcutta (sorry bradford) all my life.i have an AS level in english lit and lanuage and government and politics although never finished my full course due to family reasons,little known fact is im also a fully trained mediator,yes i know ud have never thought.DEITY (craig) is my brother and along with paul wev'e formed DoG a few times now lol.i used to be quite a good footballer (GK) and was on the books for bradford cities feeder club bradford boys b4 i walked out of the dressing room.been gaming for a long time now since the original nintendo and iv dicked around on the atari b4 that.erm been in a relationship now for about 6years,seems like 100 at times and a bradford city season ticket holder (the shame) .and as all u know im the best in the clan on black ops its a burden,the pressure is imense but i deal with it majestically erm i think thats all the interesting stuff so excuse me while i big myself with macho brovado and ego boosting:

MY NOB IS FUCKING MASSIVE

two corrections,

I'm better than you at Black Ops and my DICK IS MASSIVE!

Hi wayne im marv

i think you win the award for best intro title so far

dam right i do .nice to meet u marv i dont think much of that watco fella though seems a complete bell end