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| where are king kongs balls | | he sucks them up inside | | 0% | [ 0 ] | | he ties them off | | 0% | [ 0 ] | | he celotapes them to the back of his legs | | 27% | [ 3 ] | | he only gets them out for his demolition business | | 36% | [ 4 ] | | didn't wanna snag them on the empire state building | | 27% | [ 3 ] | | other (respond the post with ur suggestion....could be important) | | 9% | [ 1 ] |
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DoG Tampax
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|  Subject: the king of all questions  Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:43 pm | |
| since the begining of film making man has often looked at the silver screen and wondered,always striving with a burning desire for the answer to the king of all questions.buddah himself meditated under a tree contemplating the answer without success .
THE QUESTION:
in the peter jackson (and earlier works of the franchise),films of a huge gorilla named king kong theres something missing.where are king kongs balls and what does he do with them?we have had many a suggestion on it ranging from he sucks them up inside him when he's on screen or fighting,to the popular opinion of that he duck tapes them to the back of his legs or ties them with vines.what are you're suggestions? | |
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DoG Twiztid
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| | Subject: Re: the king of all questions Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:18 am | |
| So funny last night  | |
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DoG Bum hole
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| | Subject: Re: the king of all questions Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:13 am | |
| Wait a minute... how can you be so sure that it is a male? kong could be a female, thats why there are no balls, just a vjayjay. | |
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DoG Tampax
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| | Subject: Re: the king of all questions Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:42 am | |
| because its called "king" kong so there should be a hefty gorilla wanger.granted being called king doesn't automatically meen its male take lee for instance ,he's a bloke but still a queen .besides if it was female the would be one hell of an echo | |
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DoG Bum hole
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| | Subject: Re: the king of all questions Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:58 am | |
| Oi lol
ATUALLY its name is kong. The islanders made it up. King was just thrown in for the lulz. Therefore kong could be female!! | |
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Tattastic
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| | Subject: Re: the king of all questions Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:35 pm | |
| A huge lesbo gorilla? he falls for a lady. So I would suggest its male.
Surely the feminist wouldnt accpet a lesbo gorilla, without the complaining it stereotypes the more butch one in that sort of relationship. | |
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DoG Twiztid
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DoG Bum hole
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| | Subject: Re: the king of all questions Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:09 am | |
| A lesbian gorrilla? why the hell not lol. Even though it sounds daft, there is a possibility lol | |
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DoG Tampax
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| | Subject: Re: the king of all questions Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:29 pm | |
| its massive man-ish and hairy, sounds like a lesbo to me .lee that picks quality lol | |
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DoG DEITY
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| | Subject: Re: the king of all questions Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:49 am | |
| Who gav lee my passport pic lol | |
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